


As always, Negi Springfield is on the verge of being the victim of sexual assault at an all-girls school, which is no total surprise when you put cute ten year old in a class of 31 estrogen-charged girls. The manga starts off paralleling the anime. It feels so good they don’t want to stop. However, many of his students become valuable prostitutes allies, and he uses his wand, or magic stick, to help them feel the magic come inside them. Out of all things, Negi has topped the rankings as ‘most favourite plaything’ over the dildo. Sadly, even to this point in time, the girls in 3-A do not take Negi seriously since he has not yet hit puberty. Biatch, why would I come out here if I were scurred, hmm?
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They meet up with Evangeline McDowell on a full moon, and the following dialogue is exchanged: Their first job is to find and stop the reported vampire attacks on students. ‘You’re a wizzard, Negi’, she says, and decidedly agrees to join forces in the mad duck man hunt for his father and to fight the evil magical forces of Voldemort and Christine O'Donald.
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Rumours have been swirling around that a ghost, a Martian, an android, a ninja, a perfectly normal girl, a half- demon and even a girl who knows how to drive a car are in the class.Īfter Negi is sexually assaulted by an EPA estimated 90% of the class, Nodoka slips over a banana peal, and Negi saves her life in slow motion. Adding insult to injury, it isn’t just a set of normal, smart and fecking stupid students. Negi has to deal with 31 estrogen-raging cows schoolgirls conscious of who has the bigger boob size and who likes Negi most. He replaces William Shakespeare as 2- A’s homeroom and English teacher, because Shakespeare chose to teach 2-B (or not 2-B). Upon graduating from the magic academy in Wales, which is not in any way based off of Hogwarts, the school dean Alpus Dumpledore sends him to train his magic by teaching English at Mahora Academy in Japan, where he's not even allowed to use magic. Negi, treasuring the staff (which was actually just a tree branch) dedicates his entire life to becoming a magister magi (aprox. Everyone knows Nagi’s dead, but when Negi was five, his female cousin put on a fake Nagi beard and said ‘Negi, take this staff to remember me before I die’.

Wimpy-voiced Negi Springfield is a ten year old Welsh mage in search of some good pot his dead father, Nagi Springfield.

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After the series ended, the otaku disappeared into the night or something.Īll versions of Mahō Sensei Negima! begin the same. They chose to camp outside cinemas in anticipation of the film, entitled Negima: The Final Anime We Can’t Think of a Good Name For so We’re Calling it Anime Finale. Two anime series and several OVA adaptations, produced by Xebec, Shaft and GANSIS, were animated to ensure otaku like you spend every cent of money they have and die homeless. The Bleach and Naruto fans beg to differ because they suck. The series also ranked in the top 10 for ‘hottest set of minors as characters’, beating all other known harem and/or ecchi manga. The series received critical acclaim for being very well crafted in showing the delicate balance between panty shots and mages who can brutally kill someone. Being another illegitimate child of the very crafty Akamatsu Ken (creator of Rabu Hina), there are copious amounts of fan service using incredibly well-drawn sexually suggestive pictures of hot 15-year-old Japanese chicks. It is the story of nine year old wizard Negi Springfield, who is sent off to an all girls school filled with female paedophiles, most of whom take vast amounts of growth hormones. In Japan, it is considered a very popular educational series made especially for young children. Negima! Magister Negi Magi, known in Japan as Magical Teacher Negima! (ネギ・スプリングフィールドと賢者の石! Mahō Sensei Negima!) is an manga series written and illustrated by Ken Akamatsu (known for his best selling title Love Hina). T on the difficult relationship between Negi and Asuna ~ Captain Obvious on Negima! “ I pity Negi Springfield bein whoop'd by Asuna Kagurazaka” ~ A poor attempt on Russian Reversal “ When 31 girls and one guy get in a classroom together, shit happens.”
